- Mom getting ready to leave town for a couple days while I'm laying in bed.
- Mom: are you coming to say goodbye? I'm leaving soon.
- Me: yeah. But that involves putting pants on, so I'm postponing it.
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
Guy I thought was gonna be great ended up being a douche.
Best friend deletes me off Facebook cause she overreacted to yet another stupid thing.
Ugh I give up on everything.
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
(Source: tonkswyrda)